27 Feisty Feline Funnies to Add Fuel to the Fire Burning in your Burned Out Brain

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  • 01

    The time has come to lay your niceties at the door.

    more XXX NO wholesame time to be obscure EVILAND DEVIOUS
  • 02

    Never let them know that you are secretly out to get them. That way they'll be surprised.

    i'm just too sensitive 0.0 for this WORLD
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  • 03

    If you aren't in your brain they can't get you right?

    NNN iama BIG fan and supporter of being unconscious
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  • 04

    When you decide to become the whole problem and not just part of it.

    i can't STOP spending money AMERICA 155619 iam the primary breadloser of my $$$$ household 8
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  • 05

    When you want to quit your job, but you cannot be bothered to pretend to care about presenting your best self for the next one.

    my resume if i was honest skills: -being eepy -being anxious -napping -oversharing - procrastinating - overthinking
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  • 06

    Burnout = Bed Time

    N we're S000000 back (in bed)
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  • 07

    When your HR manager tells you that you need to attend anger manangment classes.

    i don't need THERAPY XX SLAP! i need to SLAP SOMEBODY
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  • 08

    You have always got to be looking out fur number one.

    111111 fcan't have A CHILD Z' N z because it would take me away from SLEEPING
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  • 09

    Sometimes the biggest risks you take are the best ones.

    in the spirit of easter m i'm putting all my eggs in one basket
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  • 10

    When the patriarchy doesn't let you get mad in public.

    i'm just girl + mad Filled with anger and rage
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  • 11

    There are so many things in life that really should be taking care of themsevles.

    i don't want to do self care why can't it do itself?
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  • 12

    Take me to bed y'all.

    i dont take naps NAPS TAKE ME ZZZ
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  • 13

    Napping > Everything.

    your s/o should be your 2nd priority because your 1st priority should always be NAPPING Z
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  • 14

    Be unmanagable.

    i' ❤being dramatic CRAZY absurd insufferable devious strange annoying
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  • 15

    Always keep them confused. Do you love them? Do you hate them? Will you eat them?

    my love language is BiTiNG YOU хохо
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  • 16

    Life is better when you are the center of attention.

    can we please. NORMALIZE devoting all of your attention to ME B
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  • 17

    That one colleague who is suspiciously good at their job.

    my only red flag is that i'm ►►► TOO GOOD to be true
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  • 18

    The bathroom is the only true safe space in the office.

    does ? ? anyone 2 know UHHH where i can GET IT TOGETHER
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  • 19

    Burnout makes for brilliant comedy.

    "you're so "funny" thanks! i can't have GRAPEFRUIT
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  • 20

    Be what you dream to be.

    normalize FLOOR TIME AM ON THE floor
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  • 21

    When you need GPT to answer every message you recieve.

    Sorry i didn't answer your text ¡ wrote a response 10 times but none of them ru there? Were good enough hello
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  • 22

    Does the 5th cover yapping?

    i could never plead the 5th i love yapping
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  • 23

    When you do what you love you never work a day in your life.

    it's called i got a JOB!! blanket tester >>> May100 it pays $0/hr i'm gonna be rich!
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  • 24

    Illusions of grandeur are rather great no?

    they're always there for me shoutout to my delusions
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  • 25

    When they try to blame you for something you are really proud of.

    gonna NEVER beat the snug as a BUG in a rug ALLEGATIONS
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  • 26

    There are no second chances...or are there?

    ¡ ACCIDENTLY messed up My LiFE how do i start a NEW ACCOUNT? GAME OVER PLAY AGAIN? YES NO
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  • 27

    Some jobs need a sleepy soul to be completed.

    "Al will replace you" i'd love to see 222222 AI sleep for 23 hours
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